The bull shit Democrats unite

Why hadn't I thought of this? They're perfect together: ideologues who no longer have a coherent ideology; squishy, self-described "centrists;" a consistent, "why can't we just get along" attitude towards Republicans. I'd call them self-loathing Democrats except for the fact that both have such an otherwise high opinion of themselves.

And, best of all, mediocrities with an annoying tendency to refer to themselves in the third person. Joementum and "The Moose." Good God, our political discourse, already dragging it's knuckles, just stooped lower.