Just trying to do my job. Proxy ALDS preview edition

I know, I know. Posts have been infrequent and frequently vapid (not even my evident liberal homophobia has inspired lately). I'll try to rectify that, perhaps even live blogging tonight's game when Taiwan's favorite son takes the mound (or maybe not; it's hard not to find oneself totally sloshed by the fourth inning of these Fox Sports six hour extravaganzas -- and that's just the pregame -- though the pitchers tonight should both work pretty quick).

In the meantime, enjoy this preview of the Series that begins in the Bronx tonight.