The "values" party

Bernie Kerik, the gift that keeps on giving, now with extra-added Jeanine and Albert Pirro.

Ms. Pirro yesterday did not deny the substance of the conversations as reported by WNBC. The station said that in a profanity-laced exchange, the two discussed whether Mr. Kerik’s company could place a recording device on her husband’s boat to capture evidence of any trysts.

In the conversations, WNBC said, Ms. Pirro expressed frustration that her husband might be cheating on her.

At one point, Ms. Pirro complained that an employee of Mr. Kerik seemed hesitant to plant a recording device and offered what she suggested was a plausible reason that workers might be on the boat.

“We can just simply say, if there is an issue, that I am redecorating it for our anniversary,” Ms. Pirro said, according to the WNBC report.

Mr. Kerik, WNBC said, spoke during the conversation with concern that recording conversations on the boat might be problematic, although the report did not specify what the problems were. “Everybody is panic-stricken because it’s you,” Mr. Kerik was quoted as telling Ms. Pirro.

Ms. Pirro, swearing, said during one conversation that if need be, she would put the monitoring device on the boat herself.

WNBC reported that Mr. Kerik, just minutes later, called an employee at Mr. Giuliani’s consulting firm and asked him to find a recording device. A spokeswoman for Mr. Giuliani, Sunny Mindel, declined to comment yesterday.

This all took place months after Kerik's fall from Homeland Security grace. On an otherwise depressing blogday, I give thanks for this Kast of Karakters.