Get your war on

Yesterday on "Wait, wait...Don't Tell Me!" responding to a question about a recent study in which some teenagers attributed inspiration for their drug use on the government's anti-drug commercials, Tom Bodett had the following comment (paraphrase, but pretty close):

Geez, they've got a War on Terror that creates more terrorists, and a War on Drugs that creates more drug users. They should start a War on White Rhinos or something.