The puzzle solved: they just see a different reality

The National Review Online's John Derbyshire looks in the mirror and sees...Sean Connery. That would explain he and his ilk's optimistic views of our nation building in Iraq.

But wait, there's more on this loon. Jennifer Anniston? About 21 years too old for his, um, tastes.

Christ. What these people won't say in their fever dream quagmire, aka The Corner.