"Do you wanna touch it?"

The Daily Show gives us the Truman Show that is George Bush.

Best bit: Watch the look on Bill McFadden's face as preznit proceeds on a riff about African-American males' lifespan. It's worth a thousand words -- even a GOP plant can't quite believe what he's hearing.

And as for "real American," Sonya Stone...I believe George Romero is missing an extra.