So that's how the Whiskey Rebellion was ended

The father of our country was, it turns out, the father of our death squads.

The same old liberal pansies are gonna say "oh but I do not like killing lots of people because I am a great big girl." But if we don't go slaughtering Sunnis en masse in an organized terror campaign, how will they ever learn to respect their boundaries, obey their elders, and become a stable pro-Western democracy? This is the same lesson America learned from George Washington when he ended the Whiskey Rebellion by crucifying half the state of Pennsylvania on his front lawn.

Thank God for Giblets, without whom the sorry state of American history education in this country would be...er...even sorrier.