Wednesday, October 20, 2004

The biggest game in the history of sport

The Yankees are tight as a drum. Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Jorge Posada, and Mariano Rivera are the only guys on this team whom I trust in this situation.

If the Yankees lose tonight, look to the owner's box as George, literally, explodes.

If the Yankees lose tonight it will be a long off-season for Cashman (as he looks for a new job) and Torre (as Steinbrenner makes his life a living hell).

If the Yankees lose tonight, "Carlos Beltran, call your agent. He wants to know how many years you want on your Yankee contract."

If the Yankees lose tonight, NYY fans can no longer make fun of Red Sox fans (though the Curse won't be dead for that requires a WS victory) and their pathos and bathos.

If the Yankees lose tonight, Steinbrenner may very well hire someone to really break Kevin Brown's hand.

All that and much, much more if the Yankees lose tonight.

But the Yankees won't lose tonight. They will win. On Mickey Mantle's birthday.

And look to see this guy come up big late in the game.

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