Sad, sad little manboy in a bow tie

You may have heard that they finally found the "Whitey Tape" that's been promised to us for over four years.  Except.  That it is five years old.  And was well covered at the time.  And is Obama being is usual sensible self.

Anywhoo, I interrupt my blogger radio silence only to point out that Zandar nails it.

I will add however that Romney’s internal polling numbers must continue to be absolutely horrific if the Tighty Whitey Patrol here is resorting to what is actually a really damn good speech by then Senator Barack Obama as some sort of secret instructions to us black folk to rise up and…build…infrastructure in…primarily minority neighborhoods…to benefit…minority owned local businesses.   Or something equally fabulously offensive.  I don’t really know, honestly.  Either way, it’s desperation piled on so thick you could armor plate a truck in it and probably add enough internal baffling and bulkhead structure to make the truck amphibious to boot, which would be really neat.  You could call it SUBMOTRUCK 4000 and you could avoid tunnels and floods and Headless Horsemen and crap.  Really awesome except for the fact that it’s covered in thick sheets of ablative desperation, which would make the interior smell terrible, like what I imagine the “war room” at Romney HQ smells like about 5:45 in the afternoon.

 "Ablative desperation."  Heh.  Heh.

Enjoy the debate folks.  At Casa Vega we'll be watching the Yankee's 162nd game of the season, hoping there won't be a 163rd.