Massa mix

Glenn Beck heard "Democratic congressman," "health care vote," "Rahm Emanuel," "Barack Obama," "naked shower," and "conspiracy" and thought he had both must-see TV and a spiritual soul mate. Oopsie.

As the show was wrapping up, Beck seemed to realize he'd made a terrible mistake: "America, I've got to shoot straight with you. I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time, and I apologize for that."