I'm not sure that's going to help

You needn't look far for things that make you spit out liquids through your nose when you venture over to the Corner of Cluelessness and Inane Commentary.

A Personal Web Milestone [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

I've been following the boy-who-isn't-in-the-balloon story exclusively on Twitter.

UPDATE: The boy was never in the balloon, but was found hiding in a box at home. Spike Jonze got nothing on that.

UPDATE 2: We are Cable News Nation. Were we pwnd by a six-year old and his media-addict parents?