I'm with stupid

Roy describes his "critical method."

I'm sometimes asked why I don't talk more about Malkin here. I prefer nuts with interesting personality quirks -- the Goldbergs, McArdles, Noonans, and such like. Malkin is like some dead-eyed shark looking only for the shortest distance between her mouth and her meal. Her absurdities are no less rank than theirs, but if a personality intervenes in her construction of them, I've yet to detect it.

Me, I try to stay away from all the nuts and am grateful to Roy for making his daily voyages up the Styx on our behalf.