Technology on the march, followed closely by idiocy

Professor Reynolds sees the solution for global warming at his gym.

And the XLerator -- because it actually dries your hands in just a few seconds, and has a motion sensor to turn it on and off -- uses less energy than the old-fashioned and ineffective electric dryers. Somebody tell Al Gore!

These people are killing the arts of parody and satire in this country.

Via Roy.