Will The New York Times ever get to Page Seven?

Who knew The New York Times which, famously, does not have a gossip column, would, in These Great Times, show a greater interest in the undoing of The New York Posts' Page Six than in the march towards a massive bombing campaign on Iraq?

Every day, it seems, the Times valiantly peels back another layer of this unsavory tale.

Correction: Massive bombing campaign in Iran, not Iraq. Doesn't anyone edit these posts?