A moment of clarity from ClownHall

Imagine my stunned reaction to this:

Canada crumbling
by Jeff Kuhner - Jan 19, 2006
Canada, one of the most stable democracies in the world, is about to enter a period of political uncertainty that threatens the country’s national unity.

Sadly, yes!*

TORONTO – Canada's Conservatives have captured the momentum as the country nears its Jan. 23 election date, with polls showing a majority of Canadians would be happy to see the Liberal Party's 13-year winning streak come to an end.

Perhaps the most dramatic campaign story has unfolded in Quebec, where Conservatives failed to win a single seat in the last election. According to a recent poll, the Conservatives' leader, Stephen Harper, is more popular in Quebec than he is in his home province of Alberta, the most conservative region in the country.

*Props, as I understand the cool kids are sometimes heard to say.