Wife swapping

The Mets' era of Anna Benson has officially come to an end.

Anna, sadly, saw her dreams of being a full-fledged New York celebrity turn to ashes.

What a maroon. And she still thinks that the possibility that she'd pose nude was the reason the Mets soured on her. She doesn't seem to understand that a player's wife isn't supposed to verbally attack his teammate. Call it an unwritten law of the clubhouse, maybe. Especially when the husband isn't Cy Young.

The Vega hopes she'll be happy with the Schmucks in Baltimore, and that Kris will continue to be the mediocre pitcher he's always been.