Protect your intellectual solar plexus

Poor draft-age, war supportin' conservatives. It's dangerous to be on the front lines in the war against supporters of Cindy Sheehan. Sometimes they run the risk of getting fragged by friendly fire.

In one heated moment, members of the pro-Bush crowd turned on what they mistakenly thought were a group of anti-war protesters, cursing them, threatening them and tearing down their signs. A police officer rushed the group to safety.

The General is concerned about the status of Protest Warrior in light of such humiliation.