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the Wanker of the Day: Tucker Carlson.

Carlson said he was "objectively pro-France. You know, France blew up the Rainbow Warrior, that Greenpeace ship in Auckland Harbor in the '80s. ... It won me over." At another point, Carlson called the mining of the ship "a bold and good thing to do."

MSNBC spokesman Jeremy Gaines said Carlson's opinions are not those of the cable channel. Carlson could not be reached to comment directly.

French secret service frogmen planted two mines that tore apart the ship's hull as it was preparing to sail to France's South Pacific nuclear test site at Mururoa Atoll and campaign for a nuclear-free Pacific Ocean.

That's the equivalent of a liboroll saying how much he loves the Weathermen. Except that there is no such liburil. At least none with a TV show (albeit one with fewer viewers than read the sad digital flotsom you're reading now).