It truly is the gilded age

While internet access is finding its way to the remoteness of rural China, here in the U.S., the GOP wants to make sure that only those who can afford the steep price that the local hegemonistic phone conglomerate charges will be permitted the view the wonders of the World Wide Web.

Do these tools ever do anything in their capacity as...wait, this is funny...public servants

[wheezing sounds as I try to regain my breath]

that isn't at the behest of the corporate masters and opposed to the public good?

Don't answer that.