Homeland Joe

Well, now that I see that Homeland Security is really like tamin' the wild west, I guess I can't really object to pushing aside a few laws an' regulations in defense of Freeeeeeeedom.

Homeland Jooooooe! Homeland Jooooooe!
Tied down by Lilliputian laws
That we can never know!
Homeland Jooooooe! Homeland Jooooooe!
If he employs a team a' six year olds
Freedom will surely flow!
Homeland Jooooooe!

Aw, go read it ya'self.