Musta been the sex

Yep, it must have been reports of Kerik keeping two mistresses downtown with a wife upton. Or maybe it was the polygamy. It sure couldn't have been this.

The White House seemed to shrug off stories of Kerik's financial dealings a little too easily, like the $6 million he made—without investing a penny—by cashing in his stock options in a company that made stun guns sold to the government.

Of course they shrugged that off. Why would George Bush be troubled by sweetheart deals that involve big payoffs with virtually no risk?