World Series Blues

Hmmm. So Taguchi. Now he could really be the key to this thing.

The Red Sox have just announced their "Travel Secretary" during the pre-game announcements. They must know it'll be another 18 years 'till they're back, and they're milking it for all it's worth. They're stretched out all the way from home plate to the Pesky Pole.

Steven Tyler. Is that the National Anthem, or a cry for help?