Wingnuts on parade

Inside the mind of Kaye Grogan.

Just get over it "liberals" — we don't need you to tell us how to open an umbrella or come in out of the rain, much less how to vote. Our parents spoon-fed us when we were babies, we don't need liberal politicians gagging spoons down our throats now. We don't need you coming into our homes via television; newspapers; shoving your favorite candidates' cheap pencils, matchbooks (when the match stems barely have enough powder to ignite), and calenders so small you need a magnifying glass to see the dates — in our faces, before we go into the voting booths.

I hope the Republicans are really going to put on their political armor, and send out their 35,000 strong army of watchdogs (as reported), to oversee possible voter fraud. Even a tiny scent of voter fraud should be investigated. It's time the Republicans learn to stand up tall, even if they have to wear a girdle or back brace — and stop the sniveling.

Are all Republicans handicapped and suffering from allergies? I had no idea. But she's right about those damned calendars.