Friday, August 20, 2004

Building a bridge to the 25th century

Fafblog, too, is on a roll. They get to the true heart of the matter in the debate over missile defense.

Namby-pamby suspiciously-French-lookin' Democrat John Kerry is plannin' to take money AWAY from this incredibly important overpriced boondoggle and send it towards expanding the military! Clearly John Kerry is not living in the future! He is stranded way back in the present, when we still needed "troop strength" and "special forces" to hunt down "terrorists"!

George Bush is more interested in the threats of tomorrow, which oddly enough look strangely like the threats of 1980: thousands of intercontinental missiles comin' across the sea from commie nations, possibly such as North Korea* and France. Our only defense against them? A missile shield that will one day, in the future, fail only about eighty to ninety percent of the time!

Meanwhile, the Bug Emperor sits on his throne beyond the asteroid belting, waiting for his chance to strike.

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