The gluten of the Christ

More on Bishop Smith and the Diocese of Trenton decision to invalidate a little girl's first communion because the wafer HAD NO WHEAT! In fact, we learn that Jesus, despite what you may have thought after watching Gibson's snuff film, was actually very similar to the Pillsbury Dough Boy, though much, much thinner.

Tragically, Giblets and Fafnir have learned that their attempt to bake a baby Jesus/Golem will all come to naught.