Coulter kampf

Brian Gallagher, editor of USA TODAY's editorial page, said of Coulter: "We had a disagreement over editing. We worked diligently to resolve the differences and couldn't, so we decided to part ways." He said the column had "basic weaknesses in clarity and readability that we found unacceptable."

I'm afraid it's official, the peroxide priestess of pulchritude simply can't convey a coherent idea. And humor? Forget about it.

Via World 'o Crap (who joins me in wondering when our invitations to the convention are going to arrive), Coulter publishes the piece elsewhere, together with an introduction in which the skinny Stepford siren takes speaking about herself in the third person and practicing self-love to a realm known previously only by the most self-absorbed of pro athletes.

The best part is she includes the USA Today editor's comments, which, the ghoulish queen of the Right admits, "Most of it was nonspecific B.S. about not liking my 'tone' and my column not being 'humorous' or 'coherent'"

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it’s because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it’s no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

USA Today: NOT FUNNY, I DON'T GET IT.

One of World 'o Crap's readers wonders who she means by "the pretty girls." And I was of course surprised that in her incoherent ranting the deranged denizen of Darien has given the secret away: That the Rightwing does consist almost entirely of secret, signal-deploying, self-hating gay people. All except Ricky Santorum, he's more into what the animal kingdom has to offer.

Best of all, she's replaced by Jonah Goldberg, one of the "girly-boys" who fired the bombastic bimbo of bullshit from her last gig at NRO Online after she turned in a hate-filled screed not even that classy website could publish.