Ok, now we really do have reason to hate the French. Serena and Venus Williams (and their mom) have continued to be the best representatives of the U.S. They seem above all the nasty catfighting of the other women players in addition to generally being superior to them. They have ignored the ignorance of sportswriters who think they're ruining the game by their dominance. And unlike Pedro, they don't play the race card (although they certainly could).

But enough is enough. Let's turn our brilliant intelligence community away from looking for a reason -- any reason -- to invade Iran, and instead aim at France. Unlike Iraq, France does have WMDs.