This week in non-mass murder murder

In Wayne LaPierre's sick world, (warning: turn down your volume, they are auto play assholes) the girl should have been armed.

And isn't smoking covered under the 2nd Amendment, too?

The NRA's enemies

Having an "enemies list" is typically a sure sign that an individual or an organization is surely on the way to jail or irrelevance.  The NRA may prove to be the exception, but if listening to Wayne LaPierre didn't make you think its leadership is batshit crazy, what do you think of this?

So, what put the Royals, Chiefs and Rams in the NRA's, uh, crosshairs? After a series of failures, the state of Missouri in 2003 passed a law that allows individuals to apply for a permit to carry a concealed weapon. The Royals, Chiefs and Rams — quite understandably — didn't want to encourage fans to pack heat at ballgames.