Celebration Day! Or, it's the president's fault

Oh, shit, you said "Sequestration?"

For Mr. Boehner, the consequences of allowing the sequester to take effect could be less damaging than the consequences of going back on his promise not to allow any new tax revenues.

“I don’t quite honestly think that Speaker Boehner would be speaker if that happens,” Senator Ron Johnson, Republican of Wisconsin, told Fox News recently.

But for now Mr. Boehner seems not only to have engendered the good will of his conference but also to have locked in place the spending cuts Republicans have been fighting for. 

You'll have plenty of time to ponder that good news for Republicans event in a month or so, while waiting in the TSA line at the airport.