Behold the Dittoheads

Sounds fun, doesn't it?

But how do you make such a special once-every-couple-of-years event even more exciting? If you’re Rush Limbaugh, you pay One Million Dollars to a very famous singer and piano player who is also very famously homosexual and British and a gay-marriage supporter and AIDS activist — and that’s how, we guess, Sir Elton John wound up performing at Limbaugh’s latest wedding. But the sexiest men at the Miami occasion were the guests. Karl Rove, Fred Thompson, Sean Hannity, Rudy Giuliani, Clarence Thomas … it wouldn’t have been any more fantastic if God Himself decided to rain burning poison shit from the sky, forever. And if you’re one of those people who didn’t figure out around 1992 that James Carville is an amoral scumbag, then perhaps you would’ve been surprised to see Carville and his Bride of Frankenstein enjoying the festivities.

Viagra and an Oxycontin chaser, anyone?