Friday, August 07, 2009

Gog and Magog

Good times. Good times.


Now out of office, Chirac recounts that the American leader appealed to their “common faith” (Christianity) and told him: “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East…. The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled…. This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.”

This bizarre episode occurred while the White House was assembling its “coalition of the willing” to unleash the Iraq invasion. Chirac says he was boggled by Bush’s call and “wondered how someone could be so superficial and fanatical in their beliefs.”

After the 2003 call, the puzzled French leader didn’t comply with Bush’s request. Instead, his staff asked Thomas Romer, a theologian at the University of Lausanne, to analyze the weird appeal. Dr. Romer explained that the Old Testament book of Ezekiel contains two chapters (38 and 39) in which God rages against Gog and Magog, sinister and mysterious forces menacing Israel. Jehovah vows to smite them savagely, to “turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws,” and slaughter them ruthlessly. In the New Testament, the mystical book of Revelation envisions Gog and Magog gathering nations for battle, “and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.”

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2 Comments:

Anonymous JayDenver said...

But, but the reverend wingut PPSimmons says that Barak Obama means lighting (fire) from heaven (the high places)...and called him the Anti-Christ.

Now you're saying that the fire from the high places (what's higher than the White House) is going to devour GOP and MAGOP...that makes him the Anti-GOP too -- but in a good way.

I'm sooo confused. Please unconfusify me.

Go Yankees!

5:16 PM  
Blogger John said...

He can't be the anti-Christ. He wasn't born in this country!

5:28 PM  

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