Get outta my luxury box, you punks

Suggestion to the New York Yankees organization: you may want to consider a spokesman other than Lonn Trost in the future.

Seriously, though, he can bluster all he wants, but he's responsible for the "magnificent" new stadium that

1. has a concrete moat around its best seats...seats that are, most of the time, empty
2. makes it too easy for fans sitting directly behind the wall in right field to obstruct play
3. appears to be a launching pad to right field

And, by the way, Lonn, no one begrudges young kids trying to get an autograph during teams' batting practices.