It must be the bow tie

What else explains Tucker Carlson's attractiveness to the same sex?

And another thing...will the Senator “I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the Comm... gay” Craig "predicament" now force the Tuckers and the "Hardball" hosts of the cable miasma to curtail their gushing enthusiasm for the Aqua Velva manliness of GOP authoritarian figures?

Probably not.

UPDATE: Oh. My. God. While the Big Daddy party metaphorically stones Craig to death for playing footsies with a cop, they are strangely silent on "Senator Shitter."