I am but a poor English major

In which I am totally exposed.

Elsewhere in wingnuttia, the big story is that there’s this soldier Scott Thomas Beauchamp (STB) and we all totally, totally hate him. Ace of Spades is obsessed. Lots of other lame bloggers - and the inevitable Howie Kurtz - are on the case. Shmibertarians and others join in, with Jeff Goldstein gettin’ all academic ‘n’ shit with his theory that ‘STB’ might not be STB but only a guy calling himself ‘STB’ who’s punk’n you, and we can’t be for sure about it until we cut open his brain. And I once again wonder what it is about English majors that makes them want to do their wanking in public.