The indestructable man

Chien Ming Wang is on the DL with a "grade one hamstring strain, out the month of April. Andy Petitte's back is spasming. And Mike Mussina, who likes to pitch every five days, is next scheduled to start this coming Thursday. That means Carl Pavano (who showed great bravery in the face of Yankee-hating swarms of bees the other day), is the logical starter for the game scheduled a week from Monday.

Otherwise known as Opening Day. At home. In Yankee Stadium.

Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!