Get your hot coffee here, get your coffee!

I just realized, the woeful Baltimore Orioles signed pitchers rejected from each of the two New York professional baseball clubs: Jaret Wright and Steve Traschell. If you have ever spent, oh, about five hours watching these guys trying to get through five innings before hitting 100 pitches thrown, then you know that the few remaining Orioles fans are going to be watching extremely long games two nights a week. The reaction shots of the manager scowling and the pitching coach smashing his head against the dugout wall are fun at first, but by the third inning they grow redundant.