King moron

Shorter Jonah Goldberg...oh, dammit, there is no way to summarize this.

I Support NRO's Advertisers [Jonah Goldberg]

We took the littlest Goldberg to see Charlotte's Web yesterday. Good stuff. Though my longstanding problem remains: Everyone's interested in the pig, not the spider. It's a bit like my beef with King Kong. Everyone thinks the big news is the giant monkey. No one thinks it's a big deal they found dinosaurs, giant snakes etc. They find a spider that can spell, and all that really matters is that the spider really likes the pig.

Still, good family fun. John Cleese is perfect and Steve Buscemi is the perfect rat-voice for Templeton.

There is no cure.