How a Yankee victory is like yoga

It brings with it a sense of balance. Order is restored to the universe. A renewed equilibrium is achieved.

In related news, it's surely a sign of how embarrassed the Red Sox and their fans were by Manny Ramirez's "stylin'" the night before, posing at the plate while he watched a homerun sail over the Monster and then posing again when he lined a single a couple of innings later, that Doug Mirabelli felt compelled to attack...

...wait for it...

Alex Rodriguez.