Why oh why...? Ad Nags edition

With the growing velocity of an approaching mid-term election, we can expect more and more trenchant, searing political analysis from Adam Nagourney. Today brings us but a taste of the wit and wisdom we can look forward to. To wit:

Mr. Emanuel, a former ballet dancer, tends to be precise and punctual. That means he spends impatient moments waiting for Mr. Schumer, who is not. Mr. Emanuel is trim, sleek and well-kept. Mr. Schumer, again, is not.