Bush's weird obsessions

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Originally uploaded by vegacura.

Apparently, he's still obsessed with OB/GYNs unable to practice their love with women around the country.

And because lawsuits are driving many good doctors out of practice -- leaving women in nearly 1,500 American counties without a single OB/GYN -- I ask the Congress to pass medical liability reform this year.

And I am not the first to wonder, what the hell is this all about?

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms; creating or implanting embryos for experiments; creating human-animal hybrids; and buying, selling or patenting human embryos.

Sheesh, America is a terrifying place, I guess, with brown skinned types calling al Qaeda at one cent a minute, while crazed scientists are creating armies of centaurs. Only George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Karl Rove can defend us from their combined pinzer attacks. Their resoluteness against such ingenious enemies should make us all proud.