Got a sense of proportion?

"There is nothing humorous about steroid abuse," said Tim Brosnan, executive vice president for business for the league.

Oh, please. This is just the thing to diffuse a subject that is already ridiculous enough in it's complete out-of-proportion-ness.

MLB can console itself in knowing that eyeballs watching the games are scarce, anyway, outside of the rural enclaves of Chicago and Houston. Pretty damn good game last night, though.