Piazza strikes out

Mike Piazza, catcher for the Metropolitans, was once one of the greats (at least offensively) at the position. No longer. He can no longer hit consistently and he's certainly never been able to field his position or call a game, and this year, he get's more days off then Jon Stewart.

Oh. And he's an idiot.

INSIDE PITCH

Mike Piazza, who was not in the starting lineup, spent his free time getting a baseball autographed by the radio commentator Rush Limbaugh. "It was like meeting George Washington," Piazza said.

If, you know, George Washington were a cowardly, bloated, oxy-contin addict.