Ann Coulter proudly defends gay prostitution

Ann Coulter, her prominent adam's apple quivering with indignation, defends poor JimJeff from the torch bearing homophobic mobs of the Left!

I was thinking about writing a screed highlighting Coulter's usual lies and observing with no small amusement the sudden concern for the rights of gay men so many Righty blawgs have suddenly sprouted from their fever-swamped brains (I should have known, with a name like "Hindrocket").

But then I read this, and decided to let the Rude One do the heavy, profanity-laced lifting.

Speaking of Rude Pundit, his post, "What Kerry Should Say, Part 2," is a runner-up for best humorous post in the 2004 Koufax Awards. Congratulations to him and all of the winners and fine, fine runners-up. Wampum's service to the Lefty blogosphere is unmatched, and every year uncovers -- for me, anyway -- a whole fresh new crop of terrific writing on the internets.

By the way, "Playing Poker with Dick Cheney" won Most Humorous Post, but alas, it is no longer archived since The Poorman changed hosts.

OOOO. Wait. The cached version is here. Google be praised!