Monday, September 13, 2004

The TANG Documents -- You can bet on it

The Poor Man starts up the ol' elementary logic machine to look at the so-called disputed documents (which I'm calling th-gate) and comes to the conclusion that they are, without doubt, genuine. How can "The Editors" be so sure? Because the wingnuts say they're fake.

Some people may feel that I'm just being flip here. Is that so, some people? Tell me: how rich would you be right now if, every time something was posted on a right-wing message board, or everytime Drudge had an exclusive, or any time Rush Limbaugh revealed a secret truth that the liberal media won't tell you, you called up your bookie and put down $20 even money on "bullshit"? The correct answer is: "pretty fucking rich". The correct answer is: "I would never, never lose."

Right. I'm glad we finally figured out who killed Vince Foster.

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