Don King to be named Sect'y of Defense, a source close to the president did not say

Under the column "Beggaring Belief." Preznit Bush, who has a tendency to use hype and manufactured facts to build support for his wars, tax cuts, etc., and to regularly and crudely rip off the non-wealthy American taxpayer, has hooked up with Don King, who has a tendency to use hype and manufactured confrontations at weigh-ins to build interest in boxing matches, and who regularly and crudely rips off his "clients."

Oh yeah, and he's killed a couple of guys, and he probably is attached at the hip to organized crime. Gotta dig those gangstas over at the RNC.