CREEP

The Bush campaign is apparently resurrecting Nixon's Committee to Re-elect the President, known in 1972 by it's wonderfully apt acronym, CREEP. These days, Chuck Colson's hoping to capitalize on Bush's faith-based initiatives, G. Gordon Liddy is cleaning a weapon somewhere, Donald Sagretti -- I don't know where he is, but if 50 unwanted pizzas get delivered to Kerry headquarters, we'll know who called for them. And then there's this guy.